二房二室的紛爭

很喜歡一個個性女歌手 Katty Perry 的歌，I Kissed A Girl 。
這首歌帶有濃濃的蕾絲邊味道，非常的曖昧又性感。帶著很濃重的性幻想。
Katty的歌都蠻特別的，這首歌讓我認識了他。

不過今天在youtube上發現有人把這首歌從歌詞到MV大修改，整首歌的意境並沒有很大的改變，
就是歌詞中的女孩經不住歲月的摧殘，變成了個老女孩。
我覺得非常有趣。
不過最好不要邊吃飯邊看，可能會沒胃口吧。

先看過原版的MV
Katy Perry- I kissed a girl (OFFICAL MUSIC VIDEO)

I Kissed A Girl ((中譯英文歌詞))


This was never the way I planned
這是從來不是我所計畫的
Not my intention
不是我的目的
I got so brave, drink in hand
我變得好勇敢，握酒在手中
Lost my discretion
失去了判斷力
It's not what, I'm used to
這不是，我曾會做的
Just wanna try you on
只是想要試試看妳的滋味
I'm curious for you
我對妳好好奇
Caught my attention
抓住了我的注意力


I kissed a girl and I liked it
我親了個女孩，而我喜歡
The taste of her cherry chapstick
她櫻桃口味的唇膏的味道
I kissed a girl just to try it
我親了個女孩，就是試試看
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
希望我的男友不會在意
It felt so wrong
感覺好失常
It felt so right
感覺好正常
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
並不代表我今晚戀愛了
I kissed a girl and I liked it
我親了個女孩，而我喜歡
I liked it
我喜歡


No, I don't even know your name
不，我甚至不知道妳的名字
It doesn't matter
無所謂
Your my experimental game
妳，我的實驗遊戲
Just human nature
只是人性
It's not what, good girls do
這不是，好女孩應該做的
Not how they should behave
不是她們該表現的
My head gets so confused
我的腦袋好困惑
Hard to obey
好難服從


I kissed a girl and I liked it
我親了個女孩，而我喜歡
The taste of her cherry chapstick
她櫻桃口味的唇膏的味道
I kissed a girl just to try it
我親了個女孩，就是試試看
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
希望我的男友不會在意
It felt so wrong
感覺好失常
It felt so right
感覺好正常
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
並不代表我今晚戀愛了
I kissed a girl and I liked it
我親了個女孩，而我喜歡
I liked it
我喜歡


Us girls we are so magical
我們女孩好神奇
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
柔軟的肌膚，紅色的嘴唇，讓人好想吻下去
Hard to resist so touchable
那麼觸動人心，難以抵抗
Too good to deny it
太美好了，無法否認
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
並不是什麼大問題，這是單純的


I kissed a girl and I liked it
我親了個女孩，而我喜歡
The taste of her cherry chapstick
她櫻桃口味的唇膏的味道
I kissed a girl just to try it
我親了個女孩，就是試試看
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
希望我的男友不會在意
It felt so wrong
感覺好失常
It felt so right
感覺好正常
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
並不代表我今晚戀愛了
I kissed a girl and I liked it
我親了個女孩，而我喜歡
I liked it
我喜歡



帶著敬老尊賢的心再看年長版的 llb
I Kissed A Girl (Parody) - Katy Perry - Elderly Remix

LYRICS:

Katy Perry- I Kissed a Girl (Parody) --Elderly Remix

It was my boyrfriend's family                                          （原來是男友的阿嬤）
Not something crazy                              
He took me to meet his old granny
Then something phased me                                             （這句該怎麼翻啊？）

She's not like most elderly                                                         （ 老人的差別到底在哪？）
She kept glaring from behind the chips...
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips..

(Chorus)
OLD LADY:
I kissed a girl
And I liked it

The taste of her
denture cream                        （就算把假牙形容的像奶油，我想大多數的人還是吃不下去吧）
ME:
The taste of her denture cream

But it's okay with me

I was enticed
I found my vice                                       
I wish she had planted one
on me twice

It was my sin                                                        （這樣跟老奶奶玩是真的蠻不敬的 ，大家要注意）

Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin

(Verse)
No I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter

This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No I cannot resist

Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew
The moment we kissed

CHORUS

(Bridge)
I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids
I like my ladies older by decades

Oh Oh Oh

另外還有GAY版